Un-Valentine's Day Cards

For those of you in a pinch as to what to give your friend/crush/mailman for Valentine's Day tomorrow, here's some lovely (and by lovely, I mean pretty snarky) Un-Valentine's Day cards I whipped up.



(Click on the card front you like, and it'll send you to the full, easy to print and fold card. Note - these print out great on really crappy laser printers, like the ones they have at the library - basically any printer that spits out paper warm to the touch.)










So print 'em out, give them to your friends and foes, and watch those blissful smiles of romance and love dissolve right before your very eyes. : D